What Big Mouth Character Are You, Based On Your Zodiac? - CBR

Netflix's Big Mouth delves into the embarrassing nuances of puberty, an array of adolescent ordeals that feel both nostalgic and nightmarish to adult viewers. The show examines everything related to sex with as much detail as the animation style permits — concepts like "limit," "taboo," and "restraint" don't even exist in the Big Mouth dictionary.

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The narrative relies heavily on its vibrant cast, from idiosyncratic P.E. coaches to lustful Hormone Monsters, and everyone in between. Given the sheer diversity of characters populating Big Mouth, it's quite easy to categorize them according to their respective zodiac signs.

12 Aries — Missy Foreman-Greenwald Refuses To Let The World Grind Her Down

Given her natural reticence, Missy isn't a stereotypical Aries, but that's only because she expresses herself on her own terms. Missy stands her ground when it comes to her personal choices, even if it means going against the crowd.

She refuses to partake in the "Amber Rose S**t Walk" because it doesn't suit her sensibilities, not because she is "a traitor to [her] gender." Missy's most notable Aries traits are her unbridled enthusiasm and indestructible spirit.

11 Taurus — Diane Birch Fights Tooth And Nail On Behalf Of Her Family

Those born under the Taurus constellation tend to be affectionate, self-composed, trustworthy, and highly tenacious. They aren't deterred by conflict, fighting tooth and nail on behalf of their loved ones.

Diane Birch is a classic bull — she consistently maintains a sensual atmosphere around her husband and rightfully dismisses her children's objections as melodramatic. Like most Taureans, Diane lapses into moments of self-indulgence, like when she gets addicted to her cellphone in Season 2.

10 Gemini — Jay Bilzerian Is Gregarious, Adaptable, And Frequently Erratic

Jay Bilzerian cannot be classified using standard anthropological criteria. Maury is so impressed by the kid's youthful vigor that he "thinks [Jay] is his own Hormone Monster."

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Unfortunately, Jay overcompensates for his various shortcomings, inadvertently exposing his deepest secrets to a family that refuses to love him back. As a Gemini, Jay is gregarious and adaptable, but his erratic behavior is deeply concerning.

9 Cancer — Andrew Glouberman Is Patient, Sympathetic, And Occasionally Temperamental

The Cancer sign revolves around kinship and camaraderie, although its members are also prone to sentimentality and self-effacement. On one hand, Andrew tries to help his friends with their adolescent issues; on the others, his sympathetic nature is often masked by his temperamental outbursts.

He patiently listens to Jay ramble on about Charles Lu, but simultaneously sees nothing wrong with throwing Lars out of his wheelchair. Cancerians are introspective, supportive, and occasionally cantankerous.

8 Leo — Matthew MacDell Seizes The Spotlight From Anyone In His Vicinity

Matthew MacDell is a living, breathing dynamo. He is extremely vivacious, outgoing, and artistic, explaining why he runs Morning Announcements with Matthew, an in-school televised program.

He is a definitive Leo: domineering, creative, refined, and unquestionably theatrical. Matthew seizes the spotlight from anyone and everyone, almost like he considers himself Big Mouth's protagonist. Maury regularly refers to Matthew as his favorite client.

7 Virgo — Nick Birch Is More Rational Than His Friends, But Only Up To A Point

As a Virgo, Nick's main desire is to be self-reliant and autonomous, although it's clear that he loves his parents and siblings very much. He is far more rational than ditzy Andrew or rambunctious Jay, but only up to a certain point.

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In fact, he doesn't always escape the sticky situations he creates for himself. The show explores his potential future as TV Producer Nick Starr, who displays unambiguous Virgo traits such as pettiness, frigidity, and emotional imbalance.

6 Libra — Maury Can Be Simultaneously Romantic, Laidback, Mercurial, Naive, And Capricious

Maurice Beverly behaves exactly as expected from a physical manifestation of the hormone system, incessantly fabricating newer and grosser fantasies for his hapless clients.

Despite his obsession with sex, Maury's character arc in Big Mouth and Human Resources highlights his romantic and laidback nature. At the same time, Maury can be capricious, mercurial, and naive. His identity is in constant flux, making him a quintessential Libra.

5 Scorpio — Connie Is Far Too Passionate To Care What Anyone Thinks Of Her

The Scorpio radiates a fiery passion for life and power — people born under this sign are insightful, dedicated, observant, and, perhaps most importantly, spunky. Connie the Hormone Monster is too much for most people to handle, but that doesn't mean she's going to hold herself back.

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She is completely uninhibited when it comes to sexual matters, and describes her deepest desires without censoring a single word or thought. Connie's Scorpio personality can come off as abrasive, but she always means well.

4 Sagittarius — Coach Steve Isn't Very Smart, But His Energy And Optimism Make Up For His Drawbacks

Coach Steve is wholly oblivious to the rules of society — although 48 years old, his guileless demeanor and naive attitude make him seem more like a child than an adult. His character arc is arguably one of the most surreal in Big Mouth, a show already packed with bizarre storylines.

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Steve may not be very intelligent or well-informed, but he certainly makes up for his drawbacks with oodles of energy, optimism, and love. As a trueblue Sagittarius, Steve is welcoming, hospitable, and painfully outspoken.

3 Capricorn — Lola Skumpy Is An Unstoppable Force And Immovable Object Rolled Into One

The Capricorn sign is associated with ambition, determination, and nigh-infinite stamina — no character in Big Mouth fits this description better than Lola Skumpy.

She lives alone, takes care of her household needs, and still manages to attend middle school every single day. Lola contains a level of inner strength most people can only dream of, even if her brash habits tend to alienate her classmates. She is a literal powerhouse: an unstoppable force and an immovable object rolled into one.