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Which "Family Guy" Character Are You? By: Steven Miller Estimated Completion Time 5 min

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What the deuce? It's a quiz to match your personality with a character on "Family Guy." With this knowledge, victory is sure to be yours. Freakin' sweet! START QUIZ Which quote sounds the most like something you might say? "Freakin' sweet." "What the deuce?" "Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?" "See, we're all terrible people inside." SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION How intelligent are you? I'm pretty average. I'm cultured, but not as smart as I pretend to be. I'm a genius surrounded by imbeciles. I'm not too bright. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION How responsible are you? I operate more by my base instincts, but I'm remarkably smart about it. I'm pretty responsible, until I'm not, and then watch out. I'm about as irresponsible as they come. I'm the only real adult around. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION

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How would you describe your love life? I'm happily married, most of the time. Surprisingly good, until the wheels fall off. I sometime wonder how I ended up with this idiot. I have fantasies, but reality tends to fall short. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION How entrepreneurial are you? I have big ideas, but I tend to not follow through on them. I'm the brains of any new operation. Once in a while I get on a kick to strike out on my own, but it doesn't last long. I've tried a bunch of stuff, but I'm pretty terrible at business. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION How politically correct are you? I'm PC most of the time, but watch out where we're in private. I'm not PC at all. I say whatever pops in my head. I'm very PC. I know what's PC, but I usually say whatever I want anyways. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION

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What's your biggest weakness? Food Muscular men The sauce My family SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION How many close friends do you have? I have a handful of friends, but we're not that close. I have a few close friends. Just one really. I have a big group of close friends. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION How likely are you to do something really stupid? It only turns out stupid because of the errors of those around me. It is somewhat surprising how often it happens to me. It happens all the time. It's highly unlikely. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION

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How environmentally conscious are you? Not at all Very much so Somewhat A little bit SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION What are your thoughts on the Conway Twitty appearances on "Family Guy"? It's a stupid joke. I like it. It's ridiculous. They seem to last too long, which eventually makes you laugh. I love me some Conway Twitty. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION Who will win in the fight between the gigantic chicken and Peter? I don't care. Peter No one. It's just going to go on forever. I'm pulling for the chicken. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION

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How would you describe your sense of humor? Juvenile Dark Sophisticated Raunchy SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION Have you heard about the bird? Oh no, not that again. Where? There's a bird? Where is it? I like watching the fat man dance. Everybody knows the bird is the word. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION Do you think there's something off about Stewie's pronunciation of Cool Whip? Nothing wrong with it at all. Yes, it's driving me insane. It's funny. The baby can talk? SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION

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Do you ever feel bad for Cleveland during his bathtub disasters? Oh my God, no. It's hilarious. How many times does your house have to explode before you consider moving? Yeah, poor guy. Sometimes. I'm just kidding. No. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION How much of a Buzz Killington are you? It happens occasionally when I try to impress people. Once in a while I lose my temper and bum people out. I suppose I am one regularly. Someone has to be an adult here. Hardly ever. I'm always up for a laugh. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION How do you feel about Quagmire? I try to stay away from Glen. I like Quagmire. What a creep. He's a strange man. I think I like him. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION

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How susceptible to the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman ad are you? Oh, I love that ad. Wow, nice car. The colors are kind of pretty. It makes me angry and want to bite it. It's annoying. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION Do you like the Kool-Aid Man? Property destruction is hilarious. Not. It kind of freaks me out. I'm thirsty. Oh yeah! SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION What are your thoughts on Brian's writing career? It's a joke. It's showing some promising signs. There needs to be more pictures. He tries so hard, but it really is awful stuff. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION

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How lazy are you? I'm pretty lazy unless I'm doing something I'm not supposed to do. Incredibly lazy I work very hard. I'm a little lazy at times, but I need to rest after I take on such big projects. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION What are your thoughts on the tendency to cutaway in "Family Guy"? I think they have worn that gag out. Sometimes they're funny. They used to be a lot better in the old days. So hilarious. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION Who would be your biggest adversary in "Family Guy"? Peter The Giant Chicken Quagmire An evil version of myself SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION

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Do you like stuffed animals? Maybe a little, don't tell anyone. Yes, Rupert is my best friend. I like to chew on them. No, I'm a grown up. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION Who is your favorite Quahog 5 News personality? Tom Tucker Tricia Takanawa Ollie Williams Diane Simmons SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION Do you ever feel bad for how Meg is treated? A little, but she does have it coming. Yeah, sometimes I do. Of course I don't. It is pretty sad...I'm just kidding, it's hilarious. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION

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How do you define your sexuality? Straight I once had sex with someone who was my same sex, but I thought they were the opposite sex. Not getting enough I'm gay. SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION What are your thoughts on time travel? I think it's a bad idea, things always go horribly wrong. It's dangerous, but it has come in handy. I don't believe in time travel. Is that like a new kind of bus or something? SCROLL TO NEXT QUESTION Are you a fan of the movie "Road House"? Not really Road House! Another lazy gag I don't get it. FINISH QUIZ

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