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We all know them. They may have changed their faces since you were in high school, but under it all we are still here. The only things to survive the nuclear hollocost shall be cockroaches, salchans, a species of desert ant, and HIGH SCHOOL CLIQUES! note: Some stereotypes, of course, overlap. Feel free to take this more than once to find a more accurate description of yourself.

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1 Question

Let's get this out of the way. Have you ever obliterated a village?

No! Duh! What's wrong with you? Duuuuuuude. Wut? Not yet. No. I vounteered to rebuild a village that was obliterated. I have built and obliterated villages in my mind/out of clay/on a canvas/in my sketch book. 2 Question

What is your afterschool job?

I don't need a job. A fast food place. Fixing computers. Anything that requires physical labor and little thought. I volunteer my time free of charge. Bizzare retail of some sort. Ummm... I have a job. I don't really "work" much though. 3 Question

If you died my hair it'd be...

Blonde! Black. Green, Blue, Purple, Pink, etc. Why die my hair? Red. Shaved/buzz cut. 4 Question

In your free time you...

Catch up with my friends I see every day. Read/write poetry Volunteer Work out/exercise Make new computer programs Do art Do dumb stuff 5 Question

You have a zit!

Noooo! Where's my concealer???? Oh *PoP* Oh dear Shouldn't pop...Want to pop.... Must pop Who cares? Wut? 6 Question

You would only wear a pink shirt, green pants and purple shoes if:

It were part of a Spirit Day. No. I don't THINK you're supposed to wear that... I were drunk I felt like it. I was making a statement. 7 Question

Pep rallies are:

Hell. Important for school unity. Dumb. Wut? Totally the best! A time to socialize. 8 Question

You pet:

The cutest ever! Is small, with long hair. Is related to me. A ceramic parrot. Adores me. Fears me. Requires batteries. 9 Question

What is your favorite extracurricular activity?

Student council. Cheering! The Japanese have a special word for the hysterical belief that one's penis is shrinking. Art club. It has to be exclusive. So many clubs let ANYBODY in. Mathletes. Hee hee hee. If that word means what I think it means, sports.

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