Why Did Your Dad Leave? - Quiz - Quotev

uotevSign up Log inHomeStoriesQuizzesCreateProfileSettingsLanguageHelpTerms Privacy Eight years ago he walked out to get milk and never came back. What the heck was that all about?? Take this little quiz of mine if you need to be in the know.Published April 13, 2021 · Updated April 13, 2021...April 13, 2021 · 1,570 takers ReportJust For Fun Fun Cool Dad Family Awesome Cringe Add to library 1»Discussion 19»Follow author» Share Why Did Your Dad Leave?Authors jimmyspiget217What did he go to the store for? Milk Cigarettes "A god damn break from you people" An epi pen for your peanut allergies I don't know27How did he get there? Hitchhiking He ran He bleached his hair and got a connecting flight in Cuba He took your razor scooter Don't know. don't care37What did your mom say? Eduardo no... it doesn't have to be like this. You should bring your son along! Please this is the fifth time today we're running out of money please don't buy anymore milk And stay out!! She said nothing.47What did you do when he left? Chewed my toenails Fell to your knees and bellowed. Loud. Comforted your sobbing mother Ate a bowl of cereal Sang a little song that goes like wheee hooo my dad is gone wheee hooo my dad is gone57What is your favorite thing that your dad gave you? The genes for his freakishly long toes Some normal child thing like a baseball or something Not jack crap. A cigarette burn on the clavicle A bus ticket to Cinncinati Ohio (I don't know how to spell it but who gives a crap about Ohio)67How sad are you about it? That's none of your business bub. I understand and respect his decision. I'm gonna track him down and beat him up. I'm really sad actually I cry all the time now I've been waiting for this one for years. Good riddance old sport!77Which classic rock song do you feel best embodies the nature of his verbal and physical abuse? "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses- "Straight to Hell" by Drivin' and Cryin' "Take it to the Limit" by The Eagles "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult "Psycho Killer" by Talking HeadsShow all « » Log in to add to the discussionLog in or sign upShow discussion 19 ▼