Will I Ever Get A Girlfriend? Quiz - AllTheTests

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1 If a girl were to walk up and start a chat with you, you would: Faint Shake hands slowly Run away in excitement Chat with her

2 If you liked a girl, you would most likely: Say emotional things to make her feel sorry for me as a diversion Go straight up to her and kiss her Say MARRY ME OR ELSE Talk to her about my feelings

3 You pass gas while kissing. Which of these is most likely to happen? I immediately say sorry I try to blame it on her (not a good move!) I ignore it and keep kissing her

4 We know you're not violent, but let's say just for fun that you kill her ex because he wasn't nice to her. Which of these are you most likely to say afterward? "Whatever" "He deserved it - he was hurting her" "You love me more!"

5 You accidentally pee on her after the two of you have "baby time." Which do you do/say? "Oops, I am so sorry!" "Never mind" "Bye!" then run away

6 She says hi. You accidentally burp (at least we hope you didn't do it on purpose). Which do you say next? "Huh?" Trying to distract and impress her with my superior intelligence, I say, "Did you know that a+g = c - xxhs?" "Pardon me"

7 She says, "Hi, Sexy!" Which is your most likely response? "I need to go to the restroom - just a sec" "Love you too!" "Bye!" *Runs away*

8 She says "bye" to you. What is your most likely response of these? "See you" "Bye!" "See you next Saturday"

9 She says, "I hate you." Of these, you'd say: "Bye" *bursts into tears* "Ohh, sorry, why?" "Whatever. I never really liked you, anyway"

10 Thank you for taking my test. Please press any possible answer to get your results. Where's my girlfriend, dude? I want to know if I am boyfriend material! Thanks for telling me if I can get a girl!

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