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General Automotive Discussion General automotive discussion and chat. Honda, Toyota, Chevrolet, Ford. It doesn't matter, just talk about it here. Community Links Social Groups Pictures & Albums Members List Search Forums Show Threads Show Posts Tag Search Advanced Search Find All Liked Posts Go to Page... Women shouldn't drive. ever. Reply Subscribe Thread Tools Search this Thread Aug 12, 2012 Share Share Options #1 Running Riot Thread Starter ^Warranty voider Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 821 Likes: 1 From: Gainesville, Your college town is weak. Rep Power: 219 Women shouldn't drive. ever. seriously. They shouldn't. The end. Was driving around working my shift today, like I do to get through kahlidge, and I at an intersection. Whistling along to my favorite song on my HD radio I come to a stop in the middle lane going south. Now at this particular intersection, the largest and busiest (therefore the deadliest) intersection in my small little kalidge town of Gainesville, also known as the swamp (you've heard of it, we are something of a big deal in the SEC) there are (going from left to right) two left hand turn lanes to go east, and three straight ahead turn lanes to go south. We will number the two left turn lanes 1-2 and the three straight lanes 3-4-5 from left to right. So I am in lane number 4 because I couldn't get over in time to get into lane 3. I had to make a left after the intersection to get to CarQuest. So I'm sitting in lane four and the light turns green to go left and straight, so I start moving and put my signal on to change lanes after the intersection (if you are one of those people who don't use a signal, especially if you are a petit asian woman, either way kill yourself) and as im checking my blindspot i see this ****ing **** in an audi cut across from lane 1 to lane 3 through the ****ing intersection! and almost clips my *** changing lanes! and the KUNT! (mispelled so you can see which word I chose) honks at me. So I wave with my finger and continue on my merry way. The story doesn't end there. It gets better. So I finally make my lane change and I have to bust a U at the median to get over to CarQuest on the other side of the road. Auditwatcunt tailgates the guy in front of her to do the same. So I'm not behind her waiting to make a U. There's a break in traffic for a solid 30 seconds, more than enough time, I politely lean on the horn for those entire 30 seconds and see her bring her head up from OUT OF HER PURSE! she hauls *** around the U and guess where she goes?! Car-queefing-Quest! She parks, of course taking up two spaces, because ***** have to park like ***** otherwise....well, theyd just be bitches, and she walks into CarQuest. I immediately head to the counter to collect my end links I have been waiting on and the QUEEFSUCKING LABOFA MOTHER****ER CUTS IN FRONT OF ME!!! The parts guy looks at her then at me and I shrug and say, "she cuts people off, it's what she does, she cut me off here and she cut me off at the intersection. It's ok, some people are just rude and don't know any better. obviously what she needs is worth wrecking people to get so go ahead ma'am" What I should have said was, "DIE IN A ****ING FIRE YOU BRILLO PAD **** HAIRED BITCH WITH A CHEESY FALLOPIAN FUNGUS" Or Chad Johnson'd her ***. Just saying. I kept my cool. She leaves the line more than a couple times to get the LIFE OR DEATH NECESSITIES and what were they you ask? What was it that she needed SO BADLY THAT SHE PUT NOT ONLY MY LIFE AND PROPERTY AT RISK FOR BUT THE REST OF THE MOTORING PUBLIC? you'll get a kick out of this a ****ing gay ***, im talking richard simmonds you'd have to be a ghetto *** black guy to rock this steering wheel cover, an air freshner that smelled like *** to match her face, a .69 pack of gum, a Sprite and (how she worded it) I uhm need uhm some "fahve dubya thuryty". That's what MY LIFE AND PROPERTY AND THAT OF THE REST OF THE MOTORING PUBLIC'S IS WORTH TO THIS TWATTING PIECE OF FLAMING CUNTSHIT. Oh and I got more man. I spend 40+ hours driving around this town and I see women doing all sorts of stupid **** while driving. Reply 0 0 Running Riot View Public Profile Find More Posts by Running Riot View iTrader Profile Aug 12, 2012 Share Share Options #2 sl33pyriceboi Banished to the Depths of Rice. iTrader: (3) Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 9,196 Likes: 1 From: SoCal 714/909/626 Rep Power: 349 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Very slippery road when you generalize all women... But I can see why you are so upset. Reply 0 0 sl33pyriceboi View Public Profile Find More Posts by sl33pyriceboi View iTrader Profile Aug 12, 2012 Share Share Options #3 Running Riot Thread Starter ^Warranty voider Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 821 Likes: 1 From: Gainesville, Your college town is weak. Rep Power: 219 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. generalizations exists bc they are out there. there was a time when mens insurance was more expensive than womens. now the inverse is true. in fact, repeated studies have found that women are several times more prone to road rage than men. that is a strong basis to generalize if you ask me. Reply 0 0 Running Riot View Public Profile Find More Posts by Running Riot View iTrader Profile Aug 12, 2012 Share Share Options #4 sl33pyriceboi Banished to the Depths of Rice. iTrader: (3) Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 9,196 Likes: 1 From: SoCal 714/909/626 Rep Power: 349 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. enough where they should not drive....ever? Reply 0 0 sl33pyriceboi View Public Profile Find More Posts by sl33pyriceboi View iTrader Profile Aug 12, 2012 Share Share Options #5 sl33pyriceboi Banished to the Depths of Rice. iTrader: (3) Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 9,196 Likes: 1 From: SoCal 714/909/626 Rep Power: 349 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. >:] hahaha Reply 0 0 sl33pyriceboi View Public Profile Find More Posts by sl33pyriceboi View iTrader Profile Aug 12, 2012 Share Share Options #6 sdaidoji PITA Admin Administrator iTrader: (1) Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 15,144 Likes: 1,597 From: TN Rep Power: 364 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. insurance were lower because a large portion of the female side caused the accidents to others, but now that the male population declined due to being sisttematically driven out of the road, they started to drive some more female drivers outta the road. insurance companies then found out that these accidents were outrageously worse since it was 2 women. thats why the female insurance is coming up :P ah, they do love to cruise below speed limit in the left lane, too, saw 4 today in a 30 m,in drive Reply 0 0 sdaidoji View Public Profile Find More Posts by sdaidoji View iTrader Profile Aug 12, 2012 Share Share Options #7 sl33pyriceboi Banished to the Depths of Rice. iTrader: (3) Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 9,196 Likes: 1 From: SoCal 714/909/626 Rep Power: 349 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. come to california.... we have something called asian drivers... Reply 0 0 sl33pyriceboi View Public Profile Find More Posts by sl33pyriceboi View iTrader Profile Aug 12, 2012 Share Share Options #8 SpeedDownZone Registered!! Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 365 Likes: 0 From: Reading Pa Rep Power: 188 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. What is your favorite song? And no I have never heard of you guys. Quote: Originally Posted by sl33pyriceboi come to california.... we have something called asian drivers... I have uninsured drunk drivers. Reply 0 0 SpeedDownZone View Public Profile Find More Posts by SpeedDownZone View iTrader Profile Aug 12, 2012 Share Share Options #9 xRiCeBoYx Administrator Hey! Look At Me!! I'm a Supporting Member!! Administrator iTrader: (22) Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 21,620 Likes: 1,252 From: Las Vegas, NV Rep Power: 508 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. I giggled at "auditwatcunt" and legitimately laughed at the Chad Johnson remark.. haha. Kudos to you for keeping your cool, but calling her out at the same time. Reply 0 0 xRiCeBoYx View Public Profile Find More Posts by xRiCeBoYx View iTrader Profile Aug 12, 2012 Share Share Options #10 sdaidoji PITA Admin Administrator iTrader: (1) Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 15,144 Likes: 1,597 From: TN Rep Power: 364 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Quote: Originally Posted by xRiCeBoYx Kudos to you for keeping your cool, but calling her out at the same time. yep - exploding in front of others anyone can do. now doing it with class and elegance, that's priceless Reply 0 0 sdaidoji View Public Profile Find More Posts by sdaidoji View iTrader Profile Aug 12, 2012 Share Share Options #11 Running Riot Thread Starter ^Warranty voider Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 821 Likes: 1 From: Gainesville, Your college town is weak. Rep Power: 219 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Quote: Originally Posted by sl33pyriceboi enough where they should not drive....ever? yes, enough to where they should not drive....ever. Reply 0 0 Running Riot View Public Profile Find More Posts by Running Riot View iTrader Profile Aug 13, 2012 Share Share Options #12 sl33pyriceboi Banished to the Depths of Rice. iTrader: (3) Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 9,196 Likes: 1 From: SoCal 714/909/626 Rep Power: 349 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Hahahha Reply 0 0 sl33pyriceboi View Public Profile Find More Posts by sl33pyriceboi View iTrader Profile Aug 13, 2012 Share Share Options #13 gearbox Premium Member Hey! Look At Me!! I'm a Supporting Member!! iTrader: (95) Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 51,241 Likes: 20 From: NV Rep Power: 809 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. its not so much road rage as it is being careless. most people have too many problems with their crappy life and are always late to everything, which explains most of what you see on the road. and majority of drivers are just plain stupid, lets be honest here. Reply 0 0 gearbox View Public Profile Find More Posts by gearbox View iTrader Profile Aug 13, 2012 Share Share Options #14 Running Riot Thread Starter ^Warranty voider Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 821 Likes: 1 From: Gainesville, Your college town is weak. Rep Power: 219 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Quote: Originally Posted by gearbox its not so much road rage as it is being careless. most people have too many problems with their crappy life and are always late to everything, which explains most of what you see on the road. and majority of drivers are just plain stupid, lets be honest here. ive never seen a man, in miami maybe, doing this... Reply 0 0 Running Riot View Public Profile Find More Posts by Running Riot View iTrader Profile Aug 13, 2012 Share Share Options #15 Artificial Registered!! iTrader: (1) Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 481 Likes: 0 From: NE Ohio Rep Power: 182 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. 9/10 women I see on the road, are doing something other than paying attention to what's on the road. They're talking to their other bitch in the car, they're on the phone, they're reading a book(yes, really), they're reaching down for something. I get almost hit by one almost every day I'm commuting to and fro work 25 minutes away. Now, let's play devil's advocate. Oh wait, men are flawless drivers. Other than the occasional old men taking their good ol' time or the arrogant *******s who think they own the road, men are much better drivers. I'd say for every 10 bad(9/10 females) female drivers, there's one bad male driver. Reply 0 0 Artificial View Public Profile Find More Posts by Artificial View iTrader Profile Aug 13, 2012 Share Share Options #16 Running Riot Thread Starter ^Warranty voider Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 821 Likes: 1 From: Gainesville, Your college town is weak. Rep Power: 219 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. theyre always thinking of the bitch at the mall, or what the girl with the *** that looks better than hers is wearing and why her *** is better and about how pretty her nails are instead of watching the damn road! http://bangshift.com/blog/nightmare-...show-cars.html Our pal Berserko Bob sent us an e-mail laden with a collection of horrifying photos from a California car show/cruise night gone very wrong. When the first one we saw was a late model Lexus virtually inside a Pontiac LeMans we knew we were in for it.%u00A0 and since they dont show the driver in that above link, this is the driver from photos taken by the owner of the vehicle. "I was actually there when this happened on Wednesday, June 8, 2011. I work for an ambulance company & we were posted in the same parking lot, maybe 200 feet from where this happened. From what we could gather, the driver was exiting off of Alondra Blvd (a busy street), accelerated up the driveway into the lot, most likely was surprised by the fact that there was a CLASSIC CAR SHOW IN A PARKING LOT and confused the gas for the brake (or her foot slipped off the brake onto the gas). She jammed the accelerator, drove through a planter box & BOOM. My partner & I had a pretty great laugh at the sheer stupidity of the whole situation, as well as a moment of silence for Lemans and '40 Roadster." http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...eIHGsgLlz5jt9K A woman who shaved her bikini area while driving caused a car crash in Florida Keys, prompting police to issue fresh warnings about safe driving, MyFox National reported Monday. Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into another vehicle on Cudjoe Key after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts. Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be %u201Cready for the visit,%u201D WJZ.com reported. But Florida Highway Trooper Gary Dunick was not surprised when he came to the scene of the crash. Last edited by Running Riot; Aug 13, 2012 at 01:13 AM. Reply 0 0 Running Riot View Public Profile Find More Posts by Running Riot View iTrader Profile Aug 13, 2012 Share Share Options #17 Rennen New Mod on the Block iTrader: (35) Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,473 Likes: 0 From: North Miami Beach, FL Rep Power: 318 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Go Gators. Reply 0 0 Rennen View Public Profile Visit Rennen's homepage! Find More Posts by Rennen View iTrader Profile Aug 13, 2012 Share Share Options #18 sdaidoji PITA Admin Administrator iTrader: (1) Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 15,144 Likes: 1,597 From: TN Rep Power: 364 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Quote: Originally Posted by Running Riot for the life of me, i cannot even fathom how it did come to this... simply... wow! Reply 0 0 sdaidoji View Public Profile Find More Posts by sdaidoji View iTrader Profile Aug 13, 2012 Share Share Options #19 lowlife9 Registered!! Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,315 Likes: 2 From: connecticut Rep Power: 253 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. at least this one is honest. Attached Thumbnails Reply 0 0 lowlife9 View Public Profile Find More Posts by lowlife9 View iTrader Profile Aug 14, 2012 Share Share Options #20 gearbox Premium Member Hey! Look At Me!! I'm a Supporting Member!! iTrader: (95) Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 51,241 Likes: 20 From: NV Rep Power: 809 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. wish i knew what the license plate frame says. all i could make out was FOB and ME NO (speak english?). lol Reply 0 0 gearbox View Public Profile Find More Posts by gearbox View iTrader Profile Aug 14, 2012 Share Share Options #21 Running Riot Thread Starter ^Warranty voider Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 821 Likes: 1 From: Gainesville, Your college town is weak. Rep Power: 219 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Quote: Originally Posted by gearbox wish i knew what the license plate frame says. all i could make out was FOB and ME NO (speak english?). lol hahahaha womens failure to operate motor vehicles is not limited to automobiles. saw this one. its hilarious. not sure who was driving but chances are it was a woman. Reply 0 0 Running Riot View Public Profile Find More Posts by Running Riot View iTrader Profile Aug 14, 2012 Share Share Options #22 Running Riot Thread Starter ^Warranty voider Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 821 Likes: 1 From: Gainesville, Your college town is weak. Rep Power: 219 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Quote: Originally Posted by sdaidoji for the life of me, i cannot even fathom how it did come to this... simply... wow! because it was a woman driving....... ..........duh lol Reply 0 0 Running Riot View Public Profile Find More Posts by Running Riot View iTrader Profile Aug 14, 2012 Share Share Options #23 kpiz00ex Registered!! Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 16 Likes: 0 Rep Power: 0 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Kind of sad to sign into this forum and see this thread.. Disappointed :/ Reply 0 0 kpiz00ex View Public Profile Find More Posts by kpiz00ex View iTrader Profile Aug 14, 2012 Share Share Options #24 Running Riot Thread Starter ^Warranty voider Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 821 Likes: 1 From: Gainesville, Your college town is weak. Rep Power: 219 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. now you know exactly how i feel when i wonder how these women get drivers licenses. Reply 0 0 Running Riot View Public Profile Find More Posts by Running Riot View iTrader Profile Aug 14, 2012 Share Share Options #25 sdaidoji PITA Admin Administrator iTrader: (1) Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 15,144 Likes: 1,597 From: TN Rep Power: 364 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Quote: Originally Posted by kpiz00ex Kind of sad to sign into this forum and see this thread.. Disappointed :/ just make another thread for men, then :P Quote: Originally Posted by Running Riot she did find out the horse was actually into males :P the helmet is... priceless... Reply 0 0 sdaidoji View Public Profile Find More Posts by sdaidoji View iTrader Profile Aug 15, 2012 Share Share Options #26 Running Riot Thread Starter ^Warranty voider Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 821 Likes: 1 From: Gainesville, Your college town is weak. Rep Power: 219 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Quote: Originally Posted by sdaidoji just make another thread for men, then :P nobody would read it. men are awesome drivers. obviously. Reply 0 0 Running Riot View Public Profile Find More Posts by Running Riot View iTrader Profile Aug 15, 2012 Share Share Options #27 lowlife9 Registered!! Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,315 Likes: 2 From: connecticut Rep Power: 253 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. blondes Attached Thumbnails Reply 0 0 lowlife9 View Public Profile Find More Posts by lowlife9 View iTrader Profile Aug 15, 2012 Share Share Options #28 Running Riot Thread Starter ^Warranty voider Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 821 Likes: 1 From: Gainesville, Your college town is weak. Rep Power: 219 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Reply 0 0 Running Riot View Public Profile Find More Posts by Running Riot View iTrader Profile Aug 16, 2012 Share Share Options #29 gearbox Premium Member Hey! Look At Me!! I'm a Supporting Member!! iTrader: (95) Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 51,241 Likes: 20 From: NV Rep Power: 809 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. yeah those single poles in a wide open parking area suck. oh well, i doubt it would be more than $10k in damages. Reply 0 0 gearbox View Public Profile Find More Posts by gearbox View iTrader Profile Aug 16, 2012 Share Share Options #30 Running Riot Thread Starter ^Warranty voider Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 821 Likes: 1 From: Gainesville, Your college town is weak. Rep Power: 219 Re: Women shouldn't drive. ever. Quote: Originally Posted by gearbox yeah those single poles in a wide open parking area suck. oh well, i doubt it would be more than $10k in damages. *** hole poles come out of nowhere they do. 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