Your Mom - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content your mom Listen to pronunciation Share definition The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right. 1. guy: Look at that fat kid! guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?! 2. guy: What's your favorite food? guy #2: Your mom 3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69? john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night. teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom! john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom. by That ballin' kid January 10, 2007 Flag Get the your mom mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition My answer to everything. Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework? Me: Your mom. - Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?! Me:...Your mom. - Teacher: Any questions? Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom? by Violetownz January 18, 2008 Flag Get the your mom mug.

your mom

Listen to pronunciation Share definition what you say to anyone who is insulting you, or if you just want to make them mad. guy 1: you're gay. guy 2: your mom's gay. guy 1: dude, that doesn't make sense. guy 2: your mom doesn't make sense. OHH BURNN! by chicken flavored rice May 15, 2008 Flag Get the your mom mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo. 1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!" Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!" 2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first." You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first." by Derrick March 3, 2005 Flag Get the your mom mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition what u say in responce to any question your mom : so what did u do today? you : your mom jen: so what r we doin 2day in french? me: your mom! by your mom March 29, 2003 Flag Get the your mom mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition Retort to a negative comment. Often followed by the exclamation OHHHHH! A-That is one large sandwich. B-Your Mom is a large sandwich Surrounding Audience-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! by LBW23B August 23, 2005 Flag Get the your mom mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings. Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?" You: about as long as your mom by Ginza October 24, 2003 Flag Get the your mom mug.

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