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Try these on your friends and family

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Avatar for Alex Nelson Alex Nelson September 12, 2018 4:40 pm (Updated July 11, 2023 5:44 pm) cancel email X WhatsApp Facebook link share Share bookmark Save share cancel email X WhatsApp Facebook link bookmark

The humble knock knock joke is a tried and tested format for humour. A chance to land some clever word-play and nifty punchlines.

From playground favourites to quick-fire gags from stand-ups, they remain a firm favourite with kids and adults alike. Even if they can be groan-inducing, as well as funny.

Here are 100 knock knock jokes to try on your friends and family:

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rough Rough who? Rough, rough, rough! It’s your dog!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jester. Jester who? Jester silly old man!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggcited to see me?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish! Amish who? You’re not a shoe!

Knock, knock. Who’s there ? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the police come out with your hands up.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla! Gorilla who? Gorilla burger! I’ve got the buns!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Twit. Twit who? Did anyone else hear an owl?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio Radio who? Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard you like to be knocking for a change?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kermit. Kermit who? Kermit a crime and you’ll get locked up!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yes you are!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you asking me?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hada! Hada who? Had a great time, how about you?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank! Frank who? Frank you for being my friend!

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf? Leaf who? Leaf me alone!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sorry. Sorry who? Sorry wrong door!

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Burglar Burglar who? Burglars don’t knock!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fiddle. Fiddle? Fiddle make you happy I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gandhi Gandhi who? Gandhi come out and play?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jim. Jim who? Jim mind if I come in.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over the cash.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabell. Isabell who? Isabell working?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Earl. Earl who? Earl be glad to get to bed, I’m tired.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No, I prefer peanuts.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? House. House who? House you doing?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognise me.

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, okay: W. H. O.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe Europe who? Europe early this morning!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or what?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grub Grub who? Grub hold of my hand and lets go!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fangs Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it’s only a joke.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mango! Mango who? Mango to the door and just answer it!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lee Lee who? Lee me alone – I’ve got a headache!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Comb Comb who? Comb on down and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bruce. Bruce who? Bruce easily, don’t hit me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jamaica. Jamaica who ? Jamaica mistake? Just let me in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you. Do you love me too?

Knock, knock Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? Are you an owl?

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, knock – oops I did it again.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran all the way here. Let me in already!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help gettin’ through.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Will . Will who? Will you let me in?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get through to you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey Hey who? Hey ho, hey ho, it’s off to work we go!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jam. Jam who? Jam mind, I’m trying to get in!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys Gladys who? Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fork Fork who? Fork-get it, I’m leaving!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Java. Java who? Java dog in your house, I hear one barking!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda Amanda who? A man da fix your sink!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone wanna let me in?

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goose Goose who? Goose who’s knocking at your door again!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Keanu Keanu who? Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sure would like you to open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passion. Passion who? Just passion by and thought I’d pop in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? CD. CD who? CD guy on your doorstep?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nanna. Nanna who? Nanna your business, that’s who.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? You see me, do you need glasses or something?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water way to answer the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gino. Gino who? Gino me, now open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Garden. Garden who? Garden the treasure, it’s precious!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pasta salt please!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in soon?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c- Mooooo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer this door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out or what?

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