44 Knock-Knock Jokes That Are Perfect For All Ages

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Is there anything funnier than a well told knock knock joke? Not only does the ask-and-answer setup deliver almost every time, but it’s structured in such a way that you don’t need to be a comedian to get a genuine laugh. Knock knock jokes are the perfect jokes for kids at a variety of ages (they can even help little ones get in on the fun), giving kids, tweens, and teens a leg-up on their comedy career. Adults love these perfectly corny jokes, too, because the jokes are easy to remember and can often be a great way to break the ice when meeting new people.

These tried and true knock knock jokes will make you a hit at your next party and a fan favorite among the younger set — some of these jokes are designed to specifically tickle the punny bone of a much younger audience — teeing you up to be the funniest person your friends and family know.

They’re also a huge hit with people who love dad jokes or other bits that rely on a good pun to make them work. With 70 jokes to choose from, we’re positive that there’s a knee slapper or two on this list you haven’t heard before. Don’t believe us? See for yourself!

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Beets.

Beets who?

Beets me!

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Alec.

Alec who?

Alectricity. BUZZ!

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help opening the door!

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out now?

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, open up!

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Weirdo.

Weirdo who?

Weirdo you think you’re going?

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

An interrupting cow.

An interrupt — MOO!

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice joke get any worse?

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Shore.

Shore who?

Shore hope you like bad jokes!

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy bell gonna start working again?

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Know a place I can spend the night?

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Venice.

Venice who?

Venice your dad coming home?

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sue.

Sue who?

Sue-prize! Happy birthday!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Adam.

Adam who?

Adam my way, I’m coming in!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Zoom.

Zoom who?

Zoom did you think it was?

Olivia MuenterOlivia Muenter is a freelance writer and former fashion and beauty editor who writes about fashion, beauty, lifestyle, relationships, travel, home decor, and more for Woman's Day and beyond. Her work has appeared in Bustle, Refinery 29, Glamour, Byrdie, Apartment Therapy, Philadelphia Magazine, and more. When she's not reading (or talking about reading on Bad on Paper, the bookish podcast she co-hosts), you can find Olivia working on her first novel, curating the perfect playlist, or shopping online. Headshot of Lauren Wellbank

Lauren WellbankContributing Writer

Lauren Wellbank is a freelance writer based in the Lehigh Valley region of Pennsylvania. Her work has appeared in The Washington Post, Huffington Post, Martha Stewart Living, and more. She has three small children, a husband, and an over eager dog at home. When she's not writing she likes to work in her garden with her family.

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