18+ Booger Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Booger Jokes

31 booger jokes and hilarious booger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about booger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for some hilarious booger jokes? Then you've come to the right place! Check out our collection of funny booger jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

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Funniest Booger Short Jokes

Short booger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The booger humour may include short snot jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a prince and a booger? A prince is the heir the throne, a booger is thrown to the air.
2. People keep asking me if I was one of those who helped elect a living booger. And I keep telling them, he wasn't my pick.
3. The other day my girl friend called me her booger sugar Because she likes to do me in secret In the bathroom.
4. What's the most creative thing you can make out of boogers? The Boogeyman
5. What is warm and liquid in the winter, while cold and dry in the summer? My boogers
6. What weights 15 pounds, is green, and sits on the bottom of the ocean? A whale booger.
7. What does a ghost pick out of his nose? Boo-gers
8. What's Ted Cruz's favorite food? Boogers. This isn't a joke. Ted Cruz eats his boogers.
9. What kind of pokemon picks its nose and eats its boogers? Pik-A-Chu
10. What did one booger say to the other? "Run for the hills, the fingers are coming!"

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Booger One Liners

Which booger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with booger? I can suggest the ones about blowing nose and nose.

1. Ya know what the difference between broccoli and boogers is? I don't eat broccoli.
2. Why don't snowmen like carrot cake? Because they think it tastes like boogers!
3. Is that a booger? No it's (s)not.
4. A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot.
5. What do you call a booger that goes into space? Astrosnaut!
6. Why did the booger cross the road? So it wouldn't get picked on.
7. What did the tooth say to the booger? What are you doing here?
8. Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
9. Finger Brutality is real against boogers It's a civil rights tissue
10. What's the difference between spinach and boogers? Kids don't eat spinach.
11. What did the cavity said to the booger when they met . . . why are you here?
12. Am I crazy... ... or does it smell like boogers in here?
13. I thought it was a booger... But itsnot.
14. What's your favorite type of booger? I know, it's hard to pick.
15. Where do boogers go when you sneeze? Achoo!

Related Comedy Topics

• snot
• blowing nose
• nose
• picking nose
• snort
• nose hair
• picking your nose
• oink
• breaker
• bother
• stinky
• nasty
• pick
• green
• brown
• sticky
• smell
• nose picking
• carrot
• armpit
• twitch

Howlingly Hilarious Booger Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about booger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean picking nose jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make booger pranks.

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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Why shouldn't you laugh at a bad booger joke?

Because even if you think it's funny, it'snot.

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Baby if you were a booger

I would pick you!

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What's the definition of a snail?

a booger with a c**... hat. Google it.