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Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny booger jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about booger are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about booger! LoL!

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Showing all 17 booger jokes for kids

Did you pick your nose?Answer: No, I was born with it!
Body, BoogerSubmitted by mad
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?Answer: You put a little boogie in it.
Booger, Dance, SneezeSubmitted by Danielle
How do you make a tissue dance?Answer: You put a boogie in it.
Booger, DanceSubmitted by Edwardo Sander
What did the booger say to the finger?Answer: Pick on someone your own size.
Booger
What do you call a skinny booger?Answer: Slim pickins.
BoogerSubmitted by Madison
What do you find inside a clean nose?Answer: Fingerprints!
Body, Booger
What does a booger in love tell his girl friend?Answer: I’m stuck on you.
Booger, FriendSubmitted by Hugo De Cock

More booger jokes for kids below

What is the difference between a plate and a booger?Answer: The plate is on the table, but the booger is under the table.
Booger
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?Answer: Kids don’t eat broccoli!
Booger, Eat, Vegetable
What’s another name for a snail?Answer: A booger wearing a crash helmet.
Booger, Snail
Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?Answer: Booger King!
Booger, Fast foodSubmitted by Samantha
Why did the booger cross the road?Answer: Because he was being picked on.
Booger, Cross, RoadSubmitted by gasfg
Why did the ghost blow his nose?Answer: Because it was full of booo-gers!
Booger, GhostSubmitted by J.S.K
Why did the man catch his nose?Answer: Because it was running
BoogerSubmitted by Moi
Why did the snowman tell his wife his birthday cake tasted like a booger cake?Answer: It was a carrot cake.
Birthday, Booger, Carrot, SnowmanSubmitted by Blake
Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?Answer: Because it tastes like boogers.
Booger, Carrot, Cookie, Snowman
Why was the nose sad?Answer: Because it didn’t get picked!
Body, BoogerSubmitted by Boo

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