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How do you make Martha Stewart scream twice?

Bang her in the b**... then use the curtains to clean yourself off.

What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology?

"Cooking: The Books"

Why do apples avoid being seen with Martha Stewart?

to avoid suspicion of in-cider trading

When she was in prison, what did Martha Stewart learn about cooking?

How to toss salad.

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