The 6+ Best Martha Stewart Jokes - UPJOKE

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Why do apples avoid being seen with Martha Stewart?

to avoid suspicion of in-cider trading

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I am over 18

How do you make Martha Stewart scream twice?

Bang her in the butt then use the curtains to clean yourself off.

What's the difference between Martha Stewart and NASA??

Martha Stewart teaches cooks and NASA cooks teachers

What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology?

"Cooking: The Books"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.Joe Biden:... read more

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