Fig Newton - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content Fig Newton Listen to pronunciation Share definition Replacement term for the F word referring to homosexuals, does not sting as much when used negatively. "Quit being a fig newton, I'm trying to watch the stream" by Fundabz June 7, 2013 Flag Get the Fig Newton mug.

Fig Newton

Listen to pronunciation Share definition The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread. Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid. by BDALE4LIFE September 26, 2005 Flag Get the Fig Newton mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition A nice way to say faggot with out disrespecting somebody. Dude you're such a Fig Newton! by CIZE June 7, 2013 Flag Get the Fig Newton mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition A mediocre guy either in looks, personality, or both. And although he is average in every way, he thinks he is basically Ryan Reynolds. While they may stay fig newtons forever it is possible for them to transform into something…like an Oreo…..or even a chocolate chip cookie. While they are rare, fig newtons can also be female.Examples: Jeff and Lester from the TV show Chuck Dwight from the office.Frollo from Hunchback of Norte Dame Farquad from Shrek Prince Charming from Shrek 2 Hans from Frozen J’son (Starlord’s ‘Dad’) from Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Mr. Collins from Pride and Prejudice (honorable mention Mr. Wickham) Yeah, we talked a bit. But, he was a bit of a fig Newton so I’m not interested.Oh, nah! He a fig newton.He got that fig newton haircut.He talks like a fig newton.He was the figgiest of newtons. by notafignewton March 26, 2022 Flag Get the Fig Newton mug.

Fig Newton

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Someone who has hippie tendencies and beliefs. Often referred to as, granola, tree hugger, earth warrior, or all natural That stanky hoe is so fig newton, she needs a bath. by lilkitty_0201 February 7, 2020 Flag Get the Fig Newton mug.

Fig Newton

Listen to pronunciation Share definition An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion. My hairdresser is such a fig newton. by emoney202 May 20, 2015 Flag Get the Fig Newton mug.

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Listen to pronunciation Share definition A nickname for the new Camel Infused cigarettes. These cigarettes taste quite similar to thee Fig Newton. we be smokin' dem fig newtons. will someone bum me a fig newton. by jesus_saves_the_day May 18, 2007 Flag Get the Fig Newton mug.

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