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Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars2 of 5 stars3 of 5 stars4 of 5 stars5 of 5 stars Eat Your Own Cum Tutorial: A very short effective tutorial to tasting your own semen. by Ivana Tastit Peter Derk's review Feb 15, 2016 it was ok ** spoiler alert ** I put a spoiler alert on here because it might spoil your day to read this.Two stars for a method that probably works, but one star because this isn't so much a method. I mean, a tutorial, to my mind, should walk you through the steps of doing something that you couldn't really do otherwise. I thought Ivana Tastit would be to cum tasting what Mavis Beacon was to typing.But alas, I can sum up the advice like this: just do it real quick, as soon as you get the idea, and before you change your mind.I mean, are people considering this having a really hard time figuring out how to accomplish this task? I'd be willing to bet that 100% of men who have been genuinely curious about the taste of their own cum have been able to figure out how to make their dreams come true. Damn it, that's not a pun.The one good piece of advice Ivana Tastit gives is that you should basically jack off, and while you're cumming, BEFORE YOU FINISH, taste your own semen. Because, as she puts it, the drive, the desire is gone almost immediately after the cum arrives.And there's the rub. That one WAS a pun.If you have a weird hang-up that involves doing something that coincides with the exact moment the doing of that thing is no longer exciting, you've got a problem.I bet this works if you're already thinking about tasting your cum. But for the rest of us, and by "rest of us" I guess you'll have to use your imagination here, it's not super helpful.Now, I know a lot of you are saying, "Pete, it's easy to play armchair cumterback. What are your tips?"Glad you asked. Actually, not glad, and you probably didn't ask.Here are my tips.1. Try finishing into a bourbon, then shoot the bourbon. Is drinking your own semen in a shot of Beam the manliest act ever? Possibly. 2. Just finish into a batch of cookie dough, then make the cookies. Your semen will be diluted and unrecognizable, but you'll get past the psychological barrier of it passing your lips.3. I would like to suggest some snack chips and or crackers that might make a good vessel. Wheat Thins has a wonderful variety of flavors and choices. Wheat Thins are also vegan. Although I guess the vegan-friendly nature of Wheat Thins is disrupted when you slather them in semen, but I suspect that the reasons most people choose a vegan lifestyle have to do with values that are not disrupted by jacking off on a cracker. My basic suggestion here is to pick a snack you like, but not one you LOVE. Or, if you eat too much of something, like Doritos, then use this as an opportunity to cut them out of your diet.4. I've seen a number of motion pictures that advocate the "popcorn trick" wherein a dude sticks his wonger through the bottom of a popcorn bucket, and then his date grabs it by accident(?) I'm not sure what's supposed to happen. But I would say, go ahead and popcorn trick yourself. It's not like eating semen, but eating a bunch of popcorn your dick has touched seems like a decent first step to indecency. 5. Jack off into an oyster, then eat it. Anyone who can tell the difference between a regular oyster and a jacked-off-in oyster can collect $100 from me. It's the premise for an entire gameshow I pitched once.6. Look over some of the music playlists from bodybuilding.com, especially the ones put up by powerlifters. Put those songs on before you start, and you'll probably be pumped enough to do ANYTHING.7. If you're worried about it being a weird thing to do, simple solution. Just buy a SUPER expensive, bite-sized dessert. Like a truffle that costs $40 bucks or something. Then, jack off, and smear just a smidge on your truffle. Because then it's like, "I can't NOT eat this truffle." Boom, done.8. Accept that if you've eaten in restaurants or fast food joints during your life, you've certainly ingested some semen. It's just a fact. Even if not on jacked off into your Chalupa, come on, you know some teen whacked it and then went straight back to work, thinking, "Well, it said I must wash hands if I used the restroom. Technically, I didn't use the restroom."9. Find a partner to do it with you, and hook your arms around each other when you taste it. That seems more romantic.10. Get those tiny pink spoons from Baskin Robbins. That's fun. Now you can finally experience the secret 32nd flavor! 7 likes · Like ∙ flag Sign into Goodreads to see if any of your friends have read Eat Your Own Cum Tutorial. Sign In »

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date newest » message 1: by Letucuminme (last edited Jan 09, 2017 10:30AM) (new) Jan 09, 2017 10:28AM I have been eating my own cum for many years and love to cook with my piss and my cum. I do like to eat my cum with food but I like it better straight from the tap. I have a small flat glass tray that i use to cum on when I masturbate and watching porn. Since I have done this many times, I know how good my cum tastes and I love to savor the taste in my mouth before I swallow it. Using the tray is very easy and I get to enjoy the full flavor that is not diluted by food. I also love the excitement of knowing that while I am stroking my hard cock that I am going to get to enjoy a tasty treat once I get off. I love eating my cum as well as others and I love drinking my own piss as well as others. I was also hesitant at first but once I began using the tray, it was very easy for me to lick it clean and I usually do so three to five times a day. I have also had several friends join me and covered the tray with fresh cum for me to enjoy. I started out by edging and just before I had my orgasm, I would squirt a little cum in my hand and lick it clean. This way, the excitement is still present and you are still horny. Starting by eating your precum is also a good way to increase your desire to eat your cum. Hope this helps, it is a shame to waste a good load of cum. reply | flag message 2: by Peter (new) - rated it 2 stars Jan 18, 2017 11:47PM Yes, it is a shame indeed. I appreciate the helpful hints. Although I will warn against the practice of edging. This can result in infections and epididymitis, which is not fun because then you get real sick. Plus, your girlfriend has this vision of coming home and you're dead on your bed and your balls have exploded in gore. That's been my experience, anyway. If we're just sharing experiences, then why the hell not, eh? reply | flag message 3: by Ofersm (new) Feb 13, 2018 01:33PM It has been many years that i have been interested in tasting/eating my own cum,Surprisingly, eating my own cum was much more complex than I though it would be.During this time, I read many posts/recommendation/suggestion/tips and finally i came up with a way that work great for me.In this short post, i wanted to share with you what work and not less important - what did not work for me, hopefully - this information would help you as much as it help me. Lets start with what did NOT work for me:Cumming directly in your mouth:While this might seem as the most obvious choice, that the worst option i ever tried. When i did it, I immediately regret and got strong feeling of disgust.Cum after orgasm into a some container and drink immediately after:I cannot even count how many times I masturbate to an orgasm , keep the cum in some kind of container (glass/cup/container, etc..) with the hope that afte it the passion to drink cum will remain and drink it.Unfortunately, each and every time the urge to drink cum gone after getting to an orgasm. Some approach that I tried but i would NOT recommend is to cum into container, freeze it and drink it later.The reason i don't recommend this approach is that after you unfreeze it, the texture is lost and the taste is different. So what did work for me? Below are good guideline which help me greatly, i define those as rules:Rule #1: Cum without getting to orgasmThis is easier to say then done! Yet - I promise you this is doable and much simpler than you think.The way i do that is by not cumming for at least three days. Then masturbate with a good movie that help you get into the mood, (my favorite are shemale masturbating and tasting their own cum such as bailey jay JOI videos), when you start getting the feeling you are close to cum stop!, be patient, do that for several times, after couple of times, when you are getting close to an orgasm, then stop masturbating and very gently stroke your pin. if you don't get pre-cum at that time, , then stop , relax for few seconds, and repeat this process. - when you are start feeling orgasm is soon to cum - stroke your cock, finally - you start pre-cumming without real cum (see Rule#2 where to put the pre-cum on). then relax for a minutes, then repeat that, be patient! - that is the key to success!, repeat process, on second time you would ejaculate mix of cum and precum, the third time - it would be cum only. Rule #2: Where to cumEven after you get your cum in "Rule #1", even though you did not get into full orgasm - I would not recommend to eat the cum directly as taste might be to 'new' / strong for you.Instead I prefer to cum on some sweet food, that can be slice of break with honey on it, or cupcake (that would turn into cumcake :) ) . Usually - after i precum on my food, I take a bite of it while keep masturbating, then cum for second time (the mixed of pre-cum with cum), take more bites, usualy the thrid time is the reall thick cum. This is it.I hope that this post will help you and would work for you as much as it work for me.Good luck and bonapetite ;-) reply | flag message 4: by Mory (new) - rated it 5 stars Feb 19, 2024 10:56PM من یک دو بار فقط در حد نو زبانی امتحان کردم اما باید ان را واقعا بخورم reply | flag back to top post a comment » Add a reference: Book Author Search for a book to add a reference add: link cover Author: add: link photo Share on Facebook

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