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so apparently femshep’s official height is 5′3″, and garrus’ is 7′. that’s a height difference of a whopping 21 inches. I’m honestly so disappointed that this isn’t addressed in-game because you just know he’d absolutely rip the piss out of her for it

“hey shep I’m pretty sure alliance regulations say that anyone under 5′7″ has to use a booster seat in the mako…”

garrus…kiss ur tiny angry girlfriend before she decks you…

11th May | 16,649 notes# shakarian # femshep # garrus vakarian # I'm tempted to start a series called # shortstuffshep # teeny tiny shep and her giant space turtle son who has to bed double to hug her # *bend # vega holding things up over her head so she can't reach them # so shep kicks out his legs and puts him in a headlock # tiny shep in her huge armour like FUCKIN FIGHT ME whilst garrus and liara exchange looks over head # mass effect

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