Viejo - Urban Dictionary

Skip to main content viejo Listen to pronunciation Share definition As an adjective, "old". As a noun, "old man." In that usage it can be affectionate or respectful. Of course refering to someone's age when you want to be nice is always to walk on thin ice. Please, after you, viejo. by Mike1 May 19, 2005 Flag Get the viejo mug.

Aliso Viejo

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Aliso Viejo is a city of about 40,000 or so middle to upper middle class residents located in South Orange County, California. It is home to one high school, and a place called the Aliso Viejo Town Center (or town center for short). Going to the movies and a fast food joint is pretty much the only thing to do there as it's smack dab in the middle of suburbia, situated between San Diego and Los Angeles. The city itself is a master planned community, and as such the cops and residents have a seeming obligation to be anal about every minor infraction. The police have been known for ticketing middle school students for riding their bike on the sidewalk, and residents complain if a house is painted a shade of yellow that is "too bright." "So where do you want to go tonight?" "How about Aliso Viejo?" "Aliso Viejo, you mean that uptight conservative city? Yeah right." by crazywhenhen May 4, 2009 Flag Get the Aliso Viejo mug.

mission viejo

Share definition City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble." You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather? Constantly perfect. by mike rosh November 8, 2008 Flag Get the mission viejo mug.

Viejo Verde

Listen to pronunciation Share definition An old man/woman addicted to porn that likes to stare at other people partners private parts (male or female) blatantly,or stare for a long period of time too long to seem appropriate to piss people off because that causes them mental sexual arousal. Often addicted to extreme forms of sex like chicken fucking, horse blowing and baseball fucking, these are the typical weirdos that get popped for having sex with minors in 3rd world countries and often times get set on fire by their neighbours or hanged by the balls when their illegal home made porn collection gets them busted. That "viejo verde" wont stop staring at my ass. Look at the way that old man looks at her daughter, he must be a "viejo verde". Lo conoci en una pollada senorita laura, pero no sabia que era un "viejo verde". by Don Veridico May 29, 2018 Flag Get the Viejo Verde mug.

mission viejo

Share definition City in Orange County, California with the most gated communities per capita of any city in the United States. Basically everyone who lives in Mission Viejo lives in a gated community. "so your friend lives in Mission Viejo? It must take you hours to get through all those rent-a-cops." by Party Hat July 8, 2005 Flag Get the mission viejo mug.

viejo verde

Listen to pronunciation Share definition Spanish slang used to describe a pedophile or a sleazy, perverted person who often gives wierd or creepy looks to attractive people or young girls Pull up your top, Becky, you know your uncle is a real viejo verde. by beckydabaron420 May 5, 2018 Flag Get the viejo verde mug.

mission viejo, california

Share definition City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble." You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather? Constantly perfect. by Mike Rosh November 8, 2008 Flag Get the mission viejo, california mug.

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